CHOO onthis

You see this little guy? You think he’s cute don’t you? He looks fluffy and has those innocent “puppy dog” eyes. You might have one yourself and you call him your best friend? Well to your best friend, the streets that I scale on the daily are his toilet…leaving the streets consistently reeking of urine (not necessarily feces because owners are pretty good at picking up after their dogs). But I have to say that I’m not even angry - Its actually a really hilarious sight.

Back in California - if your dog wanted to go to the bathroom - you could take him to the backyard, or find some grass and your best friend would wait until he found some greenery to do his business. There is little to no grass in NYC so I’ve seen some dogs do some hilarious things. Walk straight out of the building, casual stroll down 6th Ave., whatever it may be, randomly and with much deft, get in squat position.